Thursday, 28 February 2013

The killers of Kevin Bennett

Two 14 year old boys and a 16 year old decided that it would be a bit of a laugh to kick a homeless person to death. 

Kevin Bennett was a 53 year old homeless man whose 'crime' was to attempt to bed himself down for the night behind a supermarket in Walton, Liverpool. He was minding his own business and not interfering with anyone when the boys spotted him. 

The 16 year goaded the two 14 year olds. "I bet you haven’t got it in you to do him in." - so they did. Just like a scene out of Clockwork Orange. 

In this mindless bit of pure thuggery, Bennett was repeatedly kicked receiving fractured ribs, a collapsed lung and a broken rib cage. It took 6 days for the poor sod to eventually die. 

If there any justice left in this world, these little bastards should be severely kicked and left to suffer for 6 days before being put down. But of course we're much too civilised for that, aren't we? Of course we. These three just proved that. 

Drag 'em down below and spend the rest of eternity kicking them. Hard. 

Nominated by : Dioclese

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Arthur Askey

Hello, Playmates! It's big hearted Arthur 'where'd me fucking legs go?' Askey here! I'm really proud to have been nominated for the Unforgiven King Cunt of Comedy Award. 

As Old Nick will testify, I've been down below for quite a while after being condemned for crimes against entertainment. But it's OK because I'm fitting right on in next to the imps and demons. 

Nick's given me a very important task to do - namely, tormenting the condemned souls with my hackneyed jokes and appalling songs. 

And I've just heard that he wants me to train a special squad of tormentors to do a choral version of the bubble bee song! 

'Nuff said! 

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon